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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dirtylittledamsel

cops on Queer Eye:

  • are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find
  • their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked
  • when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation 

firefighters on Queer Eye:

  • try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters 
  • let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest
  • let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks
  • take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves
  • their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen
  • the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation
gaysemiotics

Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”

nitramaraho

I mean they do it’s just usually prefaced with “Can I please”

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griffinmcelroyspisskink

i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about

mythicalcoolkid

I had a strongly Christian underclassman tell me that he and his girlfriend would both be a bit into boys and girls, respectively, if it was more accepted. He nervously described himself as bicurious when he spoke to me, an openly bi guy. I was thinking out loud and mentioned that I thought that being bicurious… wasn’t necessarily a thing, for lack of a better phrase, because if someone was attracted to the same gender, even if they’re attracted more to another one, they’re still bi. He kind of looked surprised and said, “oh. I guess I’m bi then.”

Let men and boys be bi. Encourage men and boys to explore their sexualities. Don’t tell them off for being affectionate, whether platonically or not, and don’t insist that they’re gay.

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tchaikovskaya

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

tchaikovskaya

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

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sodomymcscurvylegs

@arbitrary-stag THIS IS THE MOST ME POST I’VE READ ON THIS SITE!

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